You Have to Fucking Eat: Fixed Layout Edition, Hardcover

A New York Times Best Seller One of Book Riot's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 One of Flavorwire's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 "You Have to Fing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile."--TODAY Parents "Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to Fking Eat--another children's book that is most definitely not for children."--Entertainment Weekly "An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table."--Huffington Post "Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the fk to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't fking eat. And he knows, well, it's really fking annoying. So how about some fking comic relief?"--GQ "A likeable variation on a universal fing theme."--Kirkus Reviews "A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all."--New York Journal of Books "If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor."--San Francisco Book Review "You Have to Fcking Eat, Sequel to Go the Fk to Sleep, Is Finally Fking Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you, ' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time."--Flavorwire "An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books."--San Francisco Chronicle "A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one."--Bay Area Reporter "Parents, when your precious angel rips you from yo